professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

poopy butthole

and toilet paper gets stuck up your ass with a shit attached to it then it gets sucked up so toilet paper and shit is up your ass

i had a poopy butthole happen yesterday

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022

Tupacs butthole

its brown and stinky and got poop cuming out of it

"i just licked Tupacs butthole!"
"how tasty was it?"
"amazing!!! and brown and stinky"

by penis bou October 18, 2022

Josh butthole nigger

meow woof woof among us nigger fuck literally monke get in my anus sus meow woof

josh butthole nigger

by susbutthile November 19, 2022

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.

This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022