beah

To disagree with or to claim someone is full of shit and not worth listening to.
A derivative of the original "mmmbeah" as if one was thinking about what someone talking is saying, "hmmm..." and then pronouncing it false "yeah, whatever"

monkey1: "I think the last Kenny G album was his dopest yet and Eminem has so much talent, he was great in 8 Mile"

monkey2: "beah"

by dr.blade June 14, 2003

Beard

-Facial Hair.
-A long time, or a very far distance.
-A large amount of something.
-An exaggerated measurable estimation.

Informal language.
Usually used incorrectly and ridiculously at the wrong time, and too often.

Something tedious and time consuming might waste beards of your energy, or waste beards of your time.

Origin: The amount of time it takes a man to grow a decent beard is not quick, and a decent beard is at least down to the belt buckle.

Other forms:
beard(s)-ed,
beard(s)-ago,
v. beard-ificate(d),
beard-ification,
beard-ification-ism,
beard-ification-ism-ology,
beard(s)-ly,
beard(s)-worth,

-"Man you were in the bathroom for like twelve beards..."

-"Wow, you're really good at skipping stones! That last one went a beard out into the lake."

-"Johnny, did you take the trash out yet!?"
"Yeah mom! I took the trash out like one hundred beards-ago."

-"You ran that beard of a triathlon so fast! You got first place!"

-"Dude wanna go play beards and barbers at the park with Jack, Lizzy, and the gang?"
"Yeah but I can't, my teacher beard-ificated the amount of homework I had by nearly three beards-worth! I won't be done till like beard o'clock in the morning."

-"I just cut down a beards-worth of trees in my backyard, now the squirrels have no place to live."

-"Did you hear? Jackie's grandma died..."
"Oh yeah, I heard about that beards-ago dude..."
"But she only died yesturday..."
"I know."

-"You suck at Halo 2! Go grow a beard, noob!"

by Paulexander June 12, 2010

Beads

Refers directly to the beadiness of the eyes. especially beady mother fuckers and/or squinty-eyed dowies. spreads negativity and depression.

"That boy James Dawson is the beadiest mother fucker i have ever seen." or "suck on my beads like you're milking sue dawson, mrrrowwww."

by James Michael Dawson November 19, 2007

Blackbeards Beard

Similar to a pearl neckless except aimmed below the mouth.

I tea bagged her then finished off with blackbeards beard.

by BubbRubbURmom January 1, 2007

Butter Beard

The sensation after eating butter and getting a dab on your beard that commonly leaves a disgusting odor coming from the beard.

Person 1: We ate baked potatoes with butter and John Doe totally had a butter beard i could smell it across the table.
Person 2: Eww that's disgusting!

by EvanArmageddon January 4, 2012

Beadle

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen

Don't be a beadle

by ms November 27, 2003