Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning
Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?
Guy 1: It was good, at first
everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would
have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero
Guy 2: your madd ugly...