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Sucks hairy balls

God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.
by doughboy5555555555 May 12, 2009
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Shit Balls!

An exclamation of anger, frustration, tiredness, or sometimes even joy. Shit Balls can be taken to mean one of two things:

1) Balls or testicles that are coated or encrusted in shit.

2) Small amounts of feces clumped into balls
Larry: Sorry man, I can't give you a ride today.

Ricky: Aw, Shit Balls! Now I have to walk!

Larry: Suck one.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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street ball

A sport involving a basketball, a basketball court and a basketball net although the rules of basketball are thrown out. The idea of the game is to show the punk ass bitch gaurding you who's better. If having to bounce the ball of the back of his head will achieve this goal then go for it.
by Casanova M-baby February 28, 2004
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holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"
holy shit balls batman is that your new car
by zack milf December 14, 2011
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Swimmer Balls

The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.
After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.
by cookiemonsterwanteatyou September 12, 2009
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sucks donkey balls

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013
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shit balls

derived from english shit. exclamation used when proclaming excitement or grief combined with excitement. good but bad.
1) HOLY SHIT BALLS! I can't believe he just did that!
2) SHIT BALLS!!!
by Mallory and Patricia May 26, 2004
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