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arse like the store horse

In Edinburgh,Scotland, a term to describe anyone, esp. female, who has a large posterior.

The 'Store', the Co-operative, was the cities major retailer of goods and employed horses and carts in the olden days to deliver goods etc.
'Morags looking no bad these days'

'Nah man, she's got an arse like the store horse'
by poodpood July 26, 2005
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When someone begins arse licking another person (figuratively) who then begins to arse lick them back so as to provoke further arse licking from the first party. May result in a tear in the fabric of space and time if the circle is large enough.
Harley: Wow I love hanging around with lower sixth so much they think i'm a god. I best hang around with them more so they worship me more

Lower sixth pleb: Wow harley is so cool hanging roud with us lower sixth plebians, we best keep worshipping him so he doesn't leave us

All: Oh for shame, we have created a vicious circle of arse lickery and now the universe as we know it will cease to exist.
by Q.P Wildebeest September 20, 2011
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Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape

A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.
Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
by ghostrape November 3, 2009
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Get your arse in gear

To get off your backside and start doing what you're meant to be doing instead of just sitting around.
Mate, get your arse in gear - you're going to be late!
by jessindia December 18, 2009
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belt it up your arse

Australian version of "stick/shove/ram/cram/jam/poke it up your arse"
Belt it up your arse: "When the mechanic told me it was gonna cost five hundred bucks to fix me car, I told him to belt it up his arse."
by Choda Boy 57 August 15, 2006
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shove it up your arse

Kid: What shall i do with your sanddwich sir?

Sir: Shove it up your arse
by User Undefined July 17, 2014
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a broom up my arse

informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.
I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?
by UK Canuck June 15, 2023
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