Tin of Weston

A personification of that odd feeling you might get when you touch a piece of metal, and you think you need to wash your hands, but at the same time can't find an excuse to, they just smell a bit like iron now.

"Hey, Vincent, why're you heading to the bathroom stall?"
"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
"So? We disinfected them an hour ago."
"Yeah, but now I frankly feel like a Tin of Weston."
"Fine, go on then."

by loafsins August 24, 2023

luis lerado winton mortimer

receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.

me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...

by rupert12 May 22, 2024

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025

Greenville, Wisconsin

a town game in Roblox full of horrible drivers and driving fails. you commonly see them.

Greenville, Wisconsin is full of bad drivers.

by i'm a savage yuh June 17, 2022