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Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.
Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?
by DaStalka June 12, 2010
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Whalley Towel Rack

A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.
After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.
by Cliff the Rod August 4, 2007
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Whale Wars

A game that can be played at any house party or drinking event. You pick a group of friends and let them know you are playing whale wars before you go to the party. Whoever hooks up with the fattest person or persons at the party wins the game.
Brian: Guys we are all playing whale wars at the party whoever wins gets 5$ from each of us
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen
by Ella Hope October 23, 2013
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Whale Singing

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other
Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were Whale Singing all the way back home.
by indysolo August 15, 2014
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Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales

Caoimhe Daughter Of Blue Whales, or Caoimhe for short, is an old Irish name meaning ‘land whale’. Caoimhe’s are usually morbidly obese and unintelligent.
My daughter, Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales , is very fat
by The Mad Lad69 March 17, 2019
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Alaskan whaler

alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez
Price gave himself an Alaskan Whaler when he was bored
by raphael sanchez April 26, 2005
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