ultra wet willy 

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.

I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.

ultra wet willy by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015

Wright Three Wet Willy 

The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.

"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."

*dudes high five*

Wright Three Wet Willy by W34evr May 1, 2016

A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.

Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.

A slobbery willy by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

reversed wet willy 

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth

Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore

reversed wet willy by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017

Mexican Wet Willy 

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

Mexican Wet Willy by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018

dick head willy 

he is a dick head willy

"WOW DICK HEAD WILLY

dick head willy by ayyydude May 30, 2018

vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

vegan wet willy by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018