by the All-knowing4857-398 April 1, 2019
Get the Wheelingmug. A term used to describe a complete asshole. A wheel is not even a man but is a rudimentary tool, and not in the useful sense. He is a wheel because it is probably the first major tool humans made use of. A wheel usually seems like a normal man with an important job and extracurricular activities. He usually has many friends and attends all social events because he works hard at this image. A wheel tries so hard to be funny you often can't understand his jokes but he will just tell you how funny he is.He will spend thousands of dollars earned from the stock market and real estate ventures on bottles at the lodge or on toys to make him look cooler.He's also obnoxious about attaining clout on social media. You can always find a wheel on his boat looking for dock babies or riding his motorcycle.If you see a wheel he's probably completely inebriated in a blackout and most likely breaking something or hurting himself. But a wheel is completely approchable and in fact a great friend to have. You can laugh at the wheel or make use of him
Tony: Bro, I made $8,000 today on the Disney stock! I'm going to take some more pictures of my new motorcycles and send them to Amber
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight
Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight
Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are
by Nantucket Daddy April 14, 2019
Get the Wheelmug. The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.
by North American Fella May 26, 2024
Get the Turkish Wheelmug. Where u get rejected by a girl u really like and get publically humiliated abt it the rest of your life
by Basic🤡 February 14, 2020
Get the Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheelmug. When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.
John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."
by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024
Get the Ball Wheel Drivemug. The golden wheel is a 'two wheel' bike with no seat and has just the rod. The bike can be ridden by both sexes which in return offers a discrete pleasurable experience. Generally ridden by men.
by Nude Rubix June 28, 2016
Get the Golden Wheelmug. When a multitude of naked males go into a Ferris wheel like formation around a female and serenade her with 40's rock music. Commonly found being done in Winchendon Massachusetts.
by What is a pseudonym¿ July 24, 2015
Get the Penis Wheelmug.