whale dynamite

Trying something which has failed spectacularly in the past, the way that Oregon authorities tried to remove a rotting whale carcass from a beach with dynamite, apparently thinking it would vanish in a fireball rather than being spread over a wide area in the form of chunks of rancid whale blubber -- and then thirty years later tried to do the same thing.

Cutting rich people's taxes in order to stimulate the economy is nothing but whale dynamite.

by johnmburt1960 July 19, 2017

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MOMMY’S WHALE

ROBBIEZ PENIZ

MOMMYS WHALE IS SUPER JUICYYYYY LIKE MOMMY’S WHALE

by SuckingWhalesRAmazing October 08, 2018

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Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal

Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale

by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019

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Roll the whale

While having Sex with a Morbidly Obese Woman, you roll her over to give it a try on the other side.

"I was trying to pump a fat chick last night, however her belly fat was a problem, so I decided to, "Roll the Whale"".

fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch

by Sturtz February 28, 2014

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