snake tongue urination

When your urine stream comes out in two streams instead of a single stream.

I had to wipe off the toilet seat because I had snake tongue urination.

by mike daunt September 22, 2013

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

wicket tongue

when you trace words (such as the alphabet) on someones clit area, or someones tip.

Krista: Tommy branded me last night.
Lisa: What? how?
Krista: He wicket tongued me and then made me tell him what he wrote.

by JadenComma March 31, 2014

Trumpet Tongue

The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.

Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.

Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?

Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.

by Ballsackagewea September 25, 2014

Rotten tongue

When you're eat someones ass and the person farts in your mouth

Dude, so I was eating her ass and she gave me the rotten tongue

by Joesphstalin666 January 6, 2015

Quadir Tonge

A perfect boy who loves special someone. He follows anything she says and will do anything for her. he dies to have sexual intercourse and will live the rest of his life with her and secretly hate who she would go out with because he knows she deserves better.

I want to be loved by a Quadir Tonge

by Swag Boy March 8, 2015