Party On The Toilet Seat

When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"
Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."

Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"
by Bableforce January 23, 2012
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Classic Toilet Grab

When hooking up with a girl who is intoxicated beyond the point of no return, you have the girl bend over and grab the toilet while she throws up, and during her regurgitation you have sex with her from behind as the girl holds the toilet for support.
David: Dude, did you have sex with that drunk girl at the party last night?

Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
by superdooperpooper69 June 08, 2010
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TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.
Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.
by genniex March 07, 2010
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Peak a Boo Toilet

A toilet where the seat is either too small or oddly shaped, resulting in your pecker not being able to stay below the seat as it usually sits when taking a dump. A Peak a Boo toilet can make for a very interesting bathroom experience.
"Yo Craig did you notice that Kyle has a Peak a Boo toilet at his house? My pecker was confused man."

"Wow there's my pecker...thanks Peak a Boo toilet!!!"

by Hoggy B. June 28, 2007
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Toilet Duck

When you're sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.

Often a painful experience.
"I'll be out of the bog in a minute, I've got toilet duck"
by gitboxcowboy March 14, 2012
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indian toilet

when you have diarrhea while having sex, so you let it go int he other persons mouth. to flush, they swallow.
Man I gave this girl a mean indian toilet last night! She gargled and everything!
by bizzmal May 27, 2010
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Hi-jack the toilet

when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.
Go Hi-jack the toilet to John
by Will Wraith October 16, 2008
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