interface with the clown

The act of speaking with a fast food employee at the drive through window.
When on the phone one says "Hold on on I have to interface with the clown" when it is your turn to order at the fast food window
by KC6FLG August 13, 2008
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ass clown

Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!
"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."
by MasterMTG April 24, 2006
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Clown Face

Going down on a girl while she is having her period.
Kevin was brave enough to get a clown face from Kristin.
by Sneaky Jesus July 15, 2006
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clown face

Only putting makeup on the front of the face, forgetting to blend it toward the neck area, creating a definite line.
That lady with the clown face needs to learn how to put her makeup on!
by Erin Wilcox September 05, 2008
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clown parade

in an academic hospital: a large gathering of physicians, fellows, residents, and medical students making "rounds". when they walk to the halls to see each patient and incessantly chatter about random facts, obscure diagnoses, and brown-nose their way up the ladder. they are often carrying backpacks, textbooks, tuning forks, ophthalmoscopes, and other medical gizmos..

Usually a "clown parade" has 10 or more participants.
A-man did you see that medicine team come to the ICU on rounds?

B-yeah dude... clown parade... clown parade deluxe.

A- how can they spend all day doing that??
by observant MD April 27, 2010
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Clown Shoelace

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"
Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.
by El Tigre November 06, 2003
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Evil clowns

A term for the combined group of ones parents, teachers, police and bullies that have the potential to destroy ones life.
by Deep blue 2012 September 17, 2009
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