Thomas

TWISTER BOY; A boy who plays Twister, when everyones asleep, with his IMAGINARY friends.

Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.

by stupidmathgirl December 23, 2008

Thomas

Usually a slow minded person, who tends to make odd noises and gestures but really is a good guy and can throw Nattys back

Thomas over there is only semi normal when compared to a drunk bum

by Civicbro1738 March 7, 2017

Thimble

The act of pushing your thumb through your scrotum, surrounding your finger in the testicular sack. Thus resembling a thimble.

"Damn, Jackson totally just thimbled me."

by Das Dota September 2, 2009

Thomas

The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"

Last week I saw a herd of Thomas running through the garbage dumb for dinner.

by Pazhaidam June 13, 2018

Thimble Cock

A phrase used to describe a male ( or female ) Who has a penis the size of a thimble when Erect.

Person 1 - "Wow i Have such a small dick i really need some viagra"

Person 2 - " Yea, you really do have a Thimble Cock."

by louis1 August 14, 2008

Thomas

A short fat half Asian kid. Thomas normally has bologna nipples, a short dick, and fidget spinners in his ass hole. Thomas has constant shit stains in his drawers and doesn't know what toilet paper is.

Have you ever seen bologna nipples?

Ya Thomas never wears a shirt.

by honkapino June 23, 2017

thomas

He is the best boyfriend you could ever have he will love you and tell you he loves you with out hesitation. He will keep you safe no matter where you are or go

dang i need a thomas

by seenboo September 29, 2017