Kint Rag

What a fat, smelly dentist uses to wipe the cum off his roly poly dick after he fucks up your mouth and gets excited about it.

Doctor: Fuck me, Gertrude, oops, it happened again, get me that handy dandy Kint Rag, my sweaty balls are sticking to this dumb bitch’s fillings.
Gertrude: Damn, Doc, you really must have fucked this one up, I havn’t seen so much juice come out of that tiny dick since you fucked me in the ass with a kotex in my cooter

by Butter Mike April 7, 2023

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011

Douche Rag

The white version of the do-rag

See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??

by THE BOMB DIG May 28, 2012

Rusty rag

Using used toilet paper. The skid marks on the paper making the tissue look "rusty."

Mostly used in a masturbating with used toilet paper due to scat fetish kind of context, but can be used for any other example

Man, I couldn't find a cloth so I had to clean my windows with a rusty rag!

by Singmanne August 8, 2022

rag

20 dollar bill

"Yo, kick me down a rag so I can buy some beer"

by Ed Luva "From around the way" October 3, 2012

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!

i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!

by michael foolsley April 7, 2011

Cum rag

A girl thats been ejaculated in a lot aka A HOE

”Yea I got 13 bodies and all of them came in me”
“ YEA YOU A CUM RAG ASS HOE”

by WHATTHEHELL🔥🔥🔥 March 10, 2023