carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.

Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?

by Thudgasm June 16, 2017

Middle Square

An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.

Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.

by mc2024 January 17, 2025

Square

A person or your friends head. It coudl very well be used as a right angle

Classmate: dont dance your blocks off
Someone presumably named Kim or Anne: I promise i wont, I'll make sure to use my blockhead that I'd ever so square to think things through.

by Deidara Claymaster April 19, 2021

Squared

When you max out while at the gym or lifting

Dude today I squared and almost messed up my back.

by The dope atheist January 26, 2021

square

a square is a cigarette or a lame person

jason: yo you got a square
michael: wtf is a square
jason: ugh, you got a cigarette? you square
michael: you calling me lame or a cigarette?

by dykeass March 18, 2019

Forbidden Square

Four guys or gals, two laying on their bellys two on their backs alternating in a square pattern, all while giving and receiving blowjobs.

Wow those four harley riders look like they love the forbidden square.

by Idiot#43 July 23, 2022

Square Guy

Being square or box-like in stature.

Hey there Square Guy!

by Jallawsome September 8, 2011