Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Pick Me Girl

Girls or women who claim a certain characteristic they present makes them special and different from other women or "other girls." Pick me girls use these characteristics to portray themselves as superior, and therefore more deserving of a partnership.

"It's so weird I just love food, I don't understand how all the other girls don't."

"Did you hear what she just said? She's such a pick me girl."

by Smooth Cactus December 24, 2021

Pick me

Bobby. Just bobby

Bobby is such a pick me

by Water82726 August 9, 2021

Good pick up lines

you must be from Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see.

Good pick up lines

by doctorcluck April 11, 2023

user pick

when a guy steals a girl from his boyfriend, or just hooks up with her

"hey look at that hot girl!!!"
"dude she has a boyfriend!"
"im gona user pick that shit"

by derekthegiraffe October 11, 2008

ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.

I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!

by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017

National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021