crayon painting

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.

Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".

Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.

by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024

God Paint

Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.

This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.

by Tommy & Timmy B December 16, 2024

Paint the town red

1.a game typically themed around killing everyone. release date: october 13, 2015.
2. mass murder, typically in a area with a dense population or a building.

example 1
epic gamer 1: wanna play paint the town red?
epic gamer 2: sure

example 2
Murderer 1: wanna paint the town red?
Murderer 2: sure. where are the weapons?

by skibiddy1 January 2, 2025

Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025

Paint the wall

When someone mainly in prison anally rapes some one and gets poop and blood all over its penis so they smear their penis on the wall like a paint brush know as paint the wall.

Don't let me catch you alone or else I'ma paint the wall with your ass

by ScatPackWallPainter June 17, 2025

Australian Spray Paint

The act of a man nutting inside of another man's anus, then farting the nut out onto a canvas.

Donnie and Sam Australian Spray Painted all over Marshalls face.

by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025

Years of Lead Paint

Neologism proposing the current (or future) era of American political violence as being comparable to the Italian “Years of Lead”. Modified to make reference to the side effects of lead exposure.

“Did you hear what happened today?”

“Yeah, I think we’re in the Years of Lead Paint now”

by UrbanDefiners September 10, 2025