You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!
by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023
Get the bless ur heartmug. When a person having a heart attack causes another person to have a heart attack.
Imagine an old couple living together. The woman starts having a heart attack. The husband, when he sees that she's having a heart attack, the shock gives him a heart attack!
a double heart atttack!
Imagine an old couple living together. The woman starts having a heart attack. The husband, when he sees that she's having a heart attack, the shock gives him a heart attack!
a double heart atttack!
by Suburbankid21 March 13, 2016
Get the double heart attackmug. Crooked little heart
An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.
An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.
“You got a crooked little heart!”
“God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On
“God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On
by Sam Kenzy March 12, 2019
Get the crooked little heartmug. Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice
if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.
My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD
I save the – WORLD
Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong
I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.
My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice
if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.
My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD
I save the – WORLD
Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong
I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.
My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023
Get the My Heart Is Coldmug. Someone that isn't confortable with their own heart rate. Scared of looking like a toc because of their unreasonably high resting heart rate.
"Hey Frank, what's your heart rate?"
"Nah fam, it's way too high I don't wanna show it to you. I'm heart rate shy bro"
"Nah fam, it's way too high I don't wanna show it to you. I'm heart rate shy bro"
by nabanane February 6, 2020
Get the heart rate shymug. Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.
by Almighty bull June 10, 2016
Get the testing your heartmug. Heart so loving, toxic and dangerous she will never let you go but she does it in a subtle way you won't even notice because of her divine femininity. Possed by one who comes out as a femme fatale but deep down she's a real lovergirl
by Noboobiesbutabaddiestill August 17, 2022
Get the Gorilla grip heartmug.