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breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
by kcdawg May 7, 2016
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Hong Kong Breakfast

Beef Rice with Crab and New Zealand butter.
Friday July 12th at 8:00 a.m I prepared a Hong Kong Breakfast and ate it delicately listening to the radio.
by a77 July 12, 2019
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Breakfast Bufanza

The $20 breakfast celebration special at McDonald’s on the day May 25 every year. The tradition started in Minnesota after the tragic crucifixion of George Floyd.
Henry: Bro can we stop at Mcdonald’s on the way home; I got $20.
Brayden: You tryna get a belly filling Breakfast Bufanza or what?
by JackerOffer6969 October 4, 2022
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Hells coming to Breakfast

From a Clint Eastwood movie spoken by a native American his compadre. It means .... The shit gonna hit 🎯 the fan. Eastwood didn't fuck around!!! It means getting retribution... It means
JUSTICE! And these fuckin commie chinks say Budda say Oh ! do not seek revenge.. fore u must dig to graves... One for your enemy.. And one for You. BULLSHIT!!! Fuck China
by Ryan Rhienbart February 24, 2024
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indian breakfast

It is a breakfast in which you call your girlfriend in the morning and have a threesome with her and your wife. They both lay on top of each other and then you fuck their ass holes turn be turn until they fill a jar with their cum. Then one sucks your dick and the other licks your ass. then you shove eggs in their ass and then do bdsm on them. You spank their boobs and ass. you put a dildo in them
i had an indian breakfast with your mom
by killyourmomandspankher October 14, 2021
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Mexican Breakfast

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018
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Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast
by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024
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