Tard-Text

When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.

Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.

John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?

Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?

John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.

by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011

Tension Text

A text that instantly causes tension amongst a seemingly normal conversation. Typically between a man and woman, although it does not have to be sexually charged.

Her: Why didn't you call me this morning? TENSION TEXT!

by The Number One Stunner July 3, 2011

Consta-Text

(verb): The act of continual text messaging with one person over a long period of time.

"Oh my gosh, Katie, guess what? Eric and I have been consta-texting for three days. He's totally into me"

by Pun Lover October 2, 2012

group text bomb

When 2 or more people with a group text feature add a person who doesn't and text the shit out of them

Let's group text bomb bobby, he's still has a flip phone

by Louismh08 January 10, 2014

Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

Yarram texta

A sex act involving the withdrawal of the penis from the anus after anal sex and using it to draw with feces on the partners back.

I gave her a Yarram texta

by Noneforyouowls June 1, 2017