Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014

Techboner

A nerd who gets a boner

" Ned got a techboner "

by Vampingmaster September 25, 2014

Tech'd off

The Frustration that arises when popups, predictive text, and other software functions interfere with the users experience

Jessica was so tech'd off that her predictive text kept saying "boobs" instead of "boots."

Danny got tech'd off that his favorite news website was now covered in

Pop ups.

Erick was tech'd off when lag caused him to lose first place in his halo tournament.

by Windchime89 January 19, 2015

Tech Tic Syndrome

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.

Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.

by Big_White_Ya_Know August 17, 2015

techeuphoria

An extreme feeling of excitement and happiness associated with experiencing technology .

While attending The Consumer Electronics Show, it was reported that many had stated having experienced levels of Techeuphoria leading to the inability to process or even remember much of what was experienced.

by Home Tech Agent January 11, 2016

Techdeaf

An adjective describing a person unable to understand even the simplest technology

My grandma is totally techdeaf!

by Ghlimm January 17, 2016