Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021

Taxing

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

The drill sergeant has been taxing me all day with cleaning duties.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020

trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.

I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.

by darthgandhi May 20, 2025

Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023

Tax Evasion

Its not a crime its a obligation

The IRS calls it Tax Evasion I call it keeping my money.

by Blue4Beast October 16, 2025