Game theorist

People who can pull a 10 minute video out of a single sentence.

Not to be confused with English teacher memes.

“ wow the reason why the developers put (fill in thing from game that is mentioned once) in the story was because
(Insert paragraph that could pass for an essay)- Game Theorists

by Captain_Slasher October 18, 2020

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

Useless gibberish of an answer to a math question that somehow ends up with the right answer.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020

Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.

Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.

by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021

Burzum-Theory

When you think someone has higher status simultaneously the person has lower status than you.

P1: redacted is such a good person.
P2: Remember the Burzum-Theory, remember he's egomaniac.

by OrokinBro March 5, 2021