shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.

I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.

by pcb1 July 19, 2011

mole shower

A t shirt with a raggedy loose neck line that reveals a chest mole.

Sweet mole shower simon cowell

by shinwig January 23, 2023

Sandwich Shower

When someone showers before and after an event, or in the morning and at nighttime everyday.

I always shower before and after work! It’s a sandwich shower!

by ChunkyHippo July 21, 2023

Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.

Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...

by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022

Slip in the shower

A phrase used to describe an accidental death. It may be used to describe a premeditated murder coverup

If you don't like him that much, we can always make him slip in the shower

by Whiskey_ June 19, 2021

Shit and shower

when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time

person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"

by Crocodelic June 20, 2021

Margarita Shower

after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.

Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.

by threefingers June 25, 2021