Singles Day

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!

"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"

by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010

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Thanksgiving Day

Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.

One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!

by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

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Pioneer Day

Rather ridiculous holiday in Utah. When the Mormon's entered the valley. Another excuse to shut down the liquor stores.

Are you going to the Pioneer Day celebration? Nah, it's illegal to be drunk in public.

by Delthram August 31, 2013

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freshman day

A day where upperclassmen "hunt" down freshman. Usually occurs around the second week of school or homecoming. They usually ziptie book bags shut, hit them, draw on them and so on. It's a way of saying "welcome to highschool"

"Hey johhny, lets get Mike the freshman. It's freshman day today. I brought some zipties"

by Skaterstan13 October 19, 2015

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