Singles Day

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!

"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"

by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010

Thanksgiving Day

Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.

One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!

by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

therianthropy day

November 12 is Therianthropy day! Make your Theriotype’s vocals as loud as possible and maybe you’ll find a new non-human friend!!!

Person: When’s therianthropy day?
Me: November 12th!
Person: Thanks beech

by Ant_Wolf October 27, 2019

Maddie Day

April 10th: The Day To Celebrate Maddie!

Today we shall celebrate Maddie Day with a big cake

by pcoffron April 10, 2021

Pioneer Day

Rather ridiculous holiday in Utah. When the Mormon's entered the valley. Another excuse to shut down the liquor stores.

Are you going to the Pioneer Day celebration? Nah, it's illegal to be drunk in public.

by Delthram August 31, 2013

Lorgy Day

The day formerly known as monday which is no longer the worst day but in fact the best day for it is the day you buy lottery tickets and have orgies

Puddin, Kim and Slapchoppin had a good Lorgy Day

by Slapchoppin December 8, 2009

deal a day

A website which features a single item every day, generally at a lower than average cost. This item is generally available for 24 hours, or until it is sold out (whichever comes first). Often, "deal a day" sites focus one one category of merchandise such as electronics.

David: "Dude! Check out the surround sound system I got from woot.com!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008