Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

by Sskatz June 12, 2019

clean coat

A person with no tattoos

Hey, you got any tattoos?

Nah, I’m a CLEAN COAT.

by MessaNessa February 22, 2024

death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.

I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.

by ultralamefest November 7, 2017

Clean

1: A term used to describe a tastefully modified and well taken care of car or truck. The parts added to cars to improve performance as well as subtle external changes to accentuate the lines of the car. Some parts include improved suspension, headers, a new camshaft, cooling upgrades, larger injectors, better fuel system, an actually nice exhaust kit not those fart cans you hear on civics at 3am, a well done paint job or wrap job from a professional and a fresh set of wheels and tires that tie everything together.

When you first see a clean car your mind transcends the riceboy spray can tendencies and you realize you've been granny shifting not double clutching like you should.

2: The opposite of rice.

Dude: Bro, take a look at that Honda Accord over there its actually really clean.
Bro: Wtf you're right wow, that's CLEAN clean.

Guy: dude DUDE! LOOK AT THAT NSX ITS SO CLEAN!
Buddy: That... is.. the cleanest car I've ever seen in my life.

by Buuuuungi May 3, 2023

Covid Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.

Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.

by ToeJay November 9, 2020

Cleaning

1. To make a countertop spotless by snorting the white powder previously on it through a straw, sometimes made of rolled paper bills.

2. To empty a bowl filled with herbal remedies by use of fire or heat.

3. To dispose of alcohol, pills, fungus, or certain types of paper via consumption.

“What’s up with Johnny?”
“He’s been cleaning”

by Stanley Haze March 9, 2023