Dickfart Syndrome

An STD

Basically when you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick

“Hey man what’s wrong?”
“That bitch gave me Dickfart Syndrome smh”

by emmieaesthetic June 23, 2021

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David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

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Sun Doggers Syndrome

When a dog senses his owners winding down in the afternoon as the sun begins to go down and they start to act a fool. Becoming extremely playful, aggressive, and engaging in acts of foolery.

Person A: wow, your dog is really hyper right now, are they always like this?

Person B: No, the sun is starting to go down, they have sun doggers syndrome.

by Ruff Ruffington September 6, 2021

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die syndrome

when your in massive amounts of pain but not enough to kill you but you might as well want to die

mike: bro im having a case of die syndrome rn
ben: why
mike: i ate taco bell bean burrito
ben: damn

by mewhenimjoe August 3, 2021

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Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

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Doctor Doom Syndrome

A mental illness in which the person afflicted may be awesome in every way imaginable, yet they let one person prevent them from not being a dick.

Nate: I don’t get it, Frank’s got a steady job, he’s an accomplished musician, and he knows more than anyone I know, but he keeps acting like a dick whenever his ex is around.

Mat: He’s got Doctor Doom syndrome for sure.

by Nategt616 September 27, 2021

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