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Seven Deadly Sins

The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge
by your best idiot April 6, 2010
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Matt Stevens

Matt Stevens is a big hunk of man. He is a professional shark hunter and has recently caught a sharkWOT. His main diet consists of triple choc trumpets and flavored milk.

His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.

Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).
"What a fucking good view" - Matt Stevens.
by Sebby boi March 20, 2009
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Stevenson’s law

Stevenson’s law, based off of Noelle Stevenson, writer of She-ra. She has said to assume all of the characters are queer/lgbtq in some way shape or form instead of the opposite which is usually true, for other shows at least, it has become a meme quickly in queer cartoon communities.
Person one: my head canon is that Gus from the owl house is ace

Person two: hell yeah! Stevenson’s law man!!
by nomyweaknerdarms June 10, 2021
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Cleveland Stevens

(noun)
A Cleveland Steamer perpetrated by Shia LaBeouf.
Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Eagle Eye... essentially any Shia LaBeouf "film"

"Dude, I just watched Disturbia."

"How did it make you feel?"

"I feel like Shia LaBeouf just took a shit on my chest... total Cleveland Stevens."
by Urethra_Franklin March 2, 2010
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stevens pass

Where shredders shred the gnar, ride the pow, and hit the park. A world class snow resort located in the cascade region about 2 hours away from Seattle.
The park up at stevens pass was insane!
by jp walker July 3, 2009
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Stevens Point

A mediocre college town in Central Wisconsin. Nice place to grow up, sucks ass at any point past age 13. Home to UW-Stevens Point, the amazing Point Brewery, the largest high school in Wisconsin SPASH, the World's Largest Trivia contest, and creepy murals painted on every downtown wall.
Wow, you live in Stevens Point? Dude, that SUCKS!

Stevens Point has absolutely nothing to do, but they do make the best beer in the country.

Wisconsin Rapids got their ASSES kicked by Stevens Point in last night's football game!
by I unfortunately live here June 28, 2011
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Auriana Stevens

A very Fun, Pretty, great bodied and negative person who has many friends and is easily talked to. Very crazy at times and cannot stand some annoying people.
Auriana Stevens is fun to be around!
by OLA4 March 27, 2013
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