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shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012
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Sports-Lite

The best site online. Sports-lite.com/community
Sports-Lite is such a chill place to go for a multi-sport discussion
by Alex Strouf June 17, 2013
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sportin' it

Having a massive hard-on.
Dear lord that guy is sportin' it tonight.
by Shivering Knight January 3, 2014
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Sports Bar

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!
by LicorShot January 3, 2014
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sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate
i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination
by fen nenge May 13, 2014
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Sports Crew

The kids in school that take sports way to seriously and only hangout with out people in sports crew
That kid seems nice I'm gonna go talk to him
No man don't
Why?
He's in sports crew
Aw fuck.
by Chad Slap April 2, 2015
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sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015
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