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Sloppy Knock Wagon

Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)
Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.
by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011
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Sloppy Sloth

When a man or a woman lies on there back, puts their hands and feet in the air and simultaneously delivers a hand job and foot job to two male partners. If done correctly it should resemble a sloth climbing on a branch.
Helen gave a sloppy sloth to the captains of the football team
by ark builder May 3, 2014
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Sloppy Joe

by mightknight February 11, 2021
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Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K

This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?

retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022
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Pirate Shopping

When you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally.
Dewayne went to Best Buy to do some pirate shopping.
by BigBad June 9, 2007
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Dog Slopping

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.
Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!
by muttface August 2, 2008
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