hell shower

A shower so hot it makes your skin turn bright red

“It’s getting late, I should probably take my daily hell shower.”

by L#V1ATHAN November 11, 2020

Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.

"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."

by JR382 January 14, 2022

meatier shower

When a woman is taking multiple dicks to the face (usually in a slapping action all at once) in a room with a tile floor and a drain in the middle of the tiled floor. Was popular in Europe around the 1900’s.

( Friend 1) : hey bro, you want to hit the pool later?
(Friend 2) : no thanks , last time I got caught up in a meatier shower!

by B•Brazy June 11, 2023

ginger shower

When a red head urinates on you

Ron Howard gave Ralph Mouth a Ginger Shower behind Arnolds

by Gigawatt Alowishus November 4, 2015

Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.

This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.

by AppleRay June 1, 2015

star showers

When your significant other likes getting covered in man glitter by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonation party!

"hey baby how you liking all those star showers?!"

by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015

Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.

-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019