Santa

Santa is a fat bastard that doesn't exist. He used to be called St. Nicolas and travels round the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve.

Look mum it's santa!!

by Tjasus December 29, 2018

Santa

I hope this scars your childhood forever :)

A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.

"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."

by Illunious January 7, 2019

santa333

Santa333 is someone who is very nice helpful cheers you up and is super sporty sss

You are a Santa333

by Santa333 January 27, 2019

santa marino

The Santa Marino was the little-known, fourth ship in Christopher Columbus' fleet.

Too bad about the Santa Marino. Perhaps one day, someone will be named after it.

by Melvin Ferd July 2, 2019

sanjas rodriguez

sanjas rodriguez refers to the guy in hyper hypies gc after a member misspelled his name.

" This is Sanjas Rodriguez from Vans Diana and you're watching Disney Channel "

by addicted2bananamilk July 13, 2019

santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.

John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.

by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019

Santa

A big fat red and white hobo. Red faced probably from somewhere where people rage. stupid. Lets everbody think he existes

Santa!! Is that you?

by asjbh October 8, 2019