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California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.
by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016
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Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010
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smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere
by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010
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Holiday Ham

The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.
Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.
by kj420bigdick August 21, 2016
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piggy ham

"I'm going to go out tonight, get drunk, and score me some piggy ham!"
by Phorquieu May 22, 2007
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hammed out

Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence
That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)
by SHMASTED February 28, 2011
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ham-zuh

ham-zuh is a faggot
by Jangerjoob August 22, 2022
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