by MAPHIA1 January 26, 2020
A Basketball player at the Shooting Guard (2) position who is almost unguardable from his spot on the court.
by Dermot ML August 07, 2019
someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.
Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
by bloodymemojisho February 23, 2023
“Don’t keep talking bout her if you not gonna shoot it”
“Yoo they bout to shoot to 60 in the locker room”
“Yoo they bout to shoot to 60 in the locker room”
by baltimorebred November 28, 2021
by ABigBrvtalBoxOvDeath March 15, 2015
Get the Mass Shooting In An Orphanage mug.
Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022