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Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.
Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!
by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016
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assemble a sandwich

Used as an insult by wishing harm upon the person

Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"
Tristan: if you dont agree with me then you can go assemble a sandwich

Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan
by Jedidiahhahaa March 13, 2017
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belly butter sandwich

After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017
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P&V Sandwich

When a penis and a vagina get together for a sexy time.
Jenna: Hey Mark, wanna come over for a p&v sandwich?
by Sexy time January 20, 2018
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Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water
-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
by DaClub January 27, 2018
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open-face sandwich relationship

When two single people spend as much time together as a pair in a relationship but aren't sexually involved with each other. The term applies best to opposite sex pairs or same sex pairs where at least one is homosexual. Especially applies to situations where one party wants the pair to be sexually involved.

As in half of an open faced sandwich waiting exposed for the other to be on top of it and for their meats and other juicy bits to be smooshed together and mixed.

Friendzone
Why don't Brett and Meg fuck already? They're always together

Haha, I know. He wants it but she just wants to be friends. They're in an open-face sandwich relationship
by Double-decker meatwhich February 9, 2018
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