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give me a ring

Hey Joe can you give me a ring when you get home. ☎️📞
by Cdjqaoabwhqojqbahaiosnshw September 5, 2020
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Jess's 7th Ring Treatment

The 7th Ring Treatment or the more formal version (Jess's 7th Ring Treatment) is the specific act of two partners, where the more dominate out of the two has to have the ability to curl there Tongue into a funnel shape (this may also require a large Tongue depending on partner) and warping it around the head and or shaft of the male sex organ (penis) and rotating the muscles in the Tongue to make little circular motions whilst making another motion of up and down (similar to a Blow Job). it is noted that the one giving the treatment is not allowed to stop until 7 minutes after the partner cums.
Non formal version:
"shit bro, she gave me the 7th Ring Treatment last night, felt like ya boi was about to fucking die"

formal version:

"m'lady gave me the forbidden, Jess's 7th Ring Treatment last Fortnight, twas quite the ordeal of ecstasy and barbarous acts.
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Caveman Cock Ring

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring
by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021
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Water Bottle Ring

When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.
Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-
by Ezla July 2, 2021
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The new brand of cereal / or a person who stays out all night and in the alley and smokes crack and develops a white glaze around the lips and has no desire to drink water or anything else for that matter but has all the energy in the world to drop to his knees and looking and get on the ground and look for that $5 crack rock that he didn't
Damn look at that heated brillo powdered donut ring around that niggaz mouth why he still searches for that five piece he didn't drop
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sofos perma ring

when u call sofos from 6 diffferent electrical mobile devices to persue neurotransmitter chemicals known as catecholamines are released causing you to experience a burst of energy lasting up to several minutes. This burst of energy is behind the common angry desire to take immediate protective action. after that u call him death threats and bitchless cause darius has more female interaction
bro i was sofos perma ringing this kid and he satrted crying as if he say a riginos ranked carrier
by dsdqfWGwgvb April 19, 2022
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