Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 30, 2018
by One bad ass mother fucker February 21, 2022
Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley
I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley
When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley
People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley
When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley
People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
by Hector McGinley August 20, 2024
by SirNickALot November 08, 2018
by Theodore________ December 04, 2018
by Freckle_Meckle July 19, 2021