river

Where good players continually get fucked by randomness

he fucking caught the random straight on the river

by Cale Halley October 30, 2003

Riverside

A great little pizza place, located on Harsens Island, Michigan. Has some of the best pizza and knots around.

Lets go to Riverside for Knots

by Riverside Grocery October 2, 2008

River

River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.

Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River

by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019

forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

by acidqueen October 14, 2008

Riverdale

One of the most pussy neighborhoods in the entire city. A disgrace to the Bronx and the whole of New York.

Riverdale is like stench coming from a cow'pussy.

by werd... April 30, 2005

riverdale

Where th e biggest pothead lowlife kids live... also where the biggest fag anthony mateo lives fkk riverdale!!!

riverdale is a bunch of pussys

by fkk rd April 29, 2005