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Put my foot in the custard

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard
by Ansaru September 26, 2012
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What girl says when she is ready for the next sausage in a gangbang
Her- "put the meat back in the mixture"
by Fearinc April 2, 2019
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Putting paper in the frying pan

A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.
"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"
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put zero fingers up

Did you see that picture he put zero fingers up he gets no bitches and has no idea how to talk to women
by TheQueensdoctor September 11, 2022
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Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

VI
person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022
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