pullin an aj

when your at your girlfriends house and you jackoff and get it in your eye then come in to school the next day wherein an eyepatch

so u been pullin an aj"

by twinkeybandit April 3, 2009

Pulled a Mel

To leave your computer in the middle of a conversation with somebody without telling them you are going away.

"So I hear girls like you don't play world of warcraft, what do you think?"

" "

"Oh wtf I can't believe you pulled a mel in the middle of our conversation!"

by Dragonaught April 27, 2009

Pulling a Ronster

To have sex with 6 playmates at the same time.

Me: Dude, my wife caught me pulling a ronster!
My friend: You slept with 6 playmates?!!!
Me: I'm shittin you not!

by The Weadamann May 29, 2009

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

by InDazzled July 28, 2009

Pull a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

The first thing I will do when I get that job is to Pull a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009