bloom percent

absolute goat at mw3 unsetup huge virgin

“omg clyde reminds me of bloom percent.”

by p3rcnt July 4, 2018

sweet piece

A sweet piece is a word for a women's matching bra & pantie set, it could also mean a women's matching bikini set.

My girlfriend let me look up her skirt, and let's just say she is wearing a sweet piece.

Dam that bikini model is wearing a sweet piece.

My wife went to victoria secret and picked up a sweet piece to show me tonight.

by Hzb1 April 25, 2019

Goon piece

The goon piece is the secret goon of the swamps. The one who finds said goon will inherit wealth and acquire two special items that will let you interact with being beyond comprehension like said "plug" or said "hoes". The moving target called the goon piece can only be traced by semen mixed with a secret formula called the skibidi wocky slush cum fanta.

Its been many days since I've seen my kids but it's worth it for the goon piece

by Anthony the expiry skibidi woc September 12, 2023

Can I Get A Piece

This term is often directed towards women to ask for sexual stimulation.

"Hey girl can I get a piece of that ass?"

by Kamikaze April 25, 2004

A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

by spivtron and dr. slinky August 9, 2012

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017