Painting

An action of putting your feelings in Form of drawing sauce, Of which the color is depending on the feeling, on a white sheet/paper/touchy drawing computer. The Artist, though, has to suffer a certain amount of pain while creating the piece for it to be called a "painting" (pain-ting)

"Do you hear that?"

"Oh, yeah, lemme check if she's OK.

" uh, Michelle are you OK?"
*Michelle sits on the floor crying, with a canvas in front of her*
" oh, nevermind, she's just painting. "

by Mochii chii January 14, 2019

splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020

Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021

paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023

hang yourself like a painting

To make a joke about killing yourself

1: WaAaAaAaA I can't do thissss

2: L + Bozo, hang yourself like a painting

by That random brit July 10, 2023

Painting it

To cum on your sex partners ass.

Liberace loved to be painting it with Rock Hudson.

by Goofy Buck September 22, 2021

Paint Sauce

When something is super rad, like an a chill way.

You bro thanks for picking up my shift, that was mega paint sauce!

Tom Hardy is paint sauce

by Dr Cash Money Esquire October 16, 2021