punkin patch

a person who has alotta hair on thier body

Dang that chick is a straight up punkin patch

by Shaia T January 6, 2008

first pitch pinch

while chilling in the dugout you grab a pinch of your favorite dip and throw it in before the first pitch of the ball game to ensure good luck... F.P.P

David: Dude you got a chew I need a first pitch pinch?

by fmubaseball January 18, 2009

Troll Patch

The squirrelly looking patch of facial hair that occurs at the bottom of the chin, often accompanied by a soul patch. Often seen on hipsters and other too-cool-for-school types.

That guy with the soul patch and troll patch looks like he could be a trumpet player, but I'm sure he's not really good at anything.

by sports turtle February 28, 2011

Soul Patch

(n). A girlfriend or wife of a gay man, traditionally called a Beard, but for religious reasons.

Karen Pence is a Soul Patch.

by Roxy C. Moorecox June 7, 2018

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

Dole Patch

What you give to a chiquita once you're done. It's like a pearl necklace but it goes straight up from their rack to their chin. It looks like a long soul patch or an egyptian pharaoh's beard

"Dude, see that chiquita over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I chiquita'ed her and gave her a dole patch when i was done. She looked like she had a pharaoh's beard!"
"Nice!"

by Mike and Andy December 10, 2008