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Poise pads

Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.
Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!
by anonymousgirl2525 January 25, 2011
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Panty Poser

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.
Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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steely eyed poser

A term used to describe someone who knows the lingo of all the real warriors, killers, and violence slingers... but has never really actually lived that lifestyle. One who has probably got some buddies or some mundane connections to that world and uses those befuddled connections to gain just enough knowledge to sound a little credible on the subject to others like him on blogs and such. The term is a play on words of the phrase " steely eyed killer" which is a way to desciribe those who are or who have lived the life of performance of violence and warriorship on demand.

Vague martial arts credentials, hazy claims of SEAL knowledge, LARPING and queer adoration for all things spec ops (without actually being spec ops) are definitely signs that you are dealing with a steely eyed poser. Or a 14 year old boy.
Blogger A- " Wow I did this blog. This guy is real high speed and he sounds just like those guys from the Predator movie. A real steely eyed killer, ya know?

Blogger B- "No, I bet he paints dolls and SEAL action figures. Probably more like a steely eyed poser."
by jrfwhoamreallymlk March 23, 2010
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poser

1. The incorrect spelling of poseur.

2. (lit.) Somebody who poses, ie. a model. This term is not used as an insult.
1. Don't forget the "u", dammit!

2. Naomi Campbell is a poser. She poses for pictures and fashion shoots all the time.
by redhed311 October 10, 2005
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poser

Anyone who is a devoted listener to any of the following:

Disco
Metal
New Wave
Rap
Techno
Alternative
Grunge
Nu Metal
Old Metal
Any Metal
Emo
anything with "core" in it's description
acapella boy bands
Pop Whores or Divas
Anyone who's "goth" (especially fans of heavy metal and their shit taste in music (trendy fags)


The fact is that "good music" can come in any form but you trendy fucks just like to latch onto the latest trends and don't even really give a fuck what you are listening to as long as you "think" you are cool or "in".All you fuckin fashionistas should be shot!
poser poser poser....FUCK fashion and FUCK Music videos!
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poser

The name poseurs use to make themselves look cool.

Too bad they can't spell for shit.
"LyKe OmG U r SuCh A PoSeR"-Poser

"Umm? Yeah... Sure...Faggot"-Innocent Nobody.
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