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periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).
I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.
by QuacksO December 2, 2018
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Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018
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Period Film

It's that type of film that nobody wants to watch. A film filled with romance, crying, and painful awkwardness. One of the clear signs that you are watching a period film is menstrual blood clashing in all parameters, an exact replica for this scenery is in the Shining movie.
Movie producer: "I want BOOM BAAM SQUASH, so bling bling skeet skeet mathafucka!"
Screen writer: "Oh shit I thought we were going for a Period film"
by WARian January 5, 2019
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period

the lesbian equivalence to a cockblock.
lia: hey babe, you free tonight?~
toni: sorry, on my period...
by MinSugaGenius February 28, 2019
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pxriodt

My adorable little gay son that deserves to be protected at all times and also has a cute dog. 👩 👦
pxriodt don’t let anyone touch you or they’re getting they ass whopping - @dexletexd
by Eatmyassxoxo March 7, 2019
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Period mood swings

A mood swing that happend because a girl is on her period For the following reasons.
1. She in pain
2. She is bleeding out of her Vagina
3. because if hormones
Did you hear about Jennys period mood swings.
by Linda ;) June 8, 2019
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