Palmer

base unit of measuring breast size

She's got quite the rack, definitely a two-palmer.

by Robots_rule December 18, 2008

Sarah Palinize

To gain enough awareness of the existence of an article, book, or legislative proposal to the extent that you have the confidence to make misleading pronouncements about it, without having actually read or understood it.

Hey, I Sarah Palinized the 1,017-page health care reform bill while I was brushing my teeth this morning. I heard it contains 17 separate paragraphs detailing the circumstances in which aliens will have the right to harvest your organs.

by wankleton August 13, 2009

Palmdale

Second to worse place to live, right after Lancaster. Seems to attact people with low intelligence, no teeth, mobile homes, and wannabe gangsters who cant afford to live in East La.

Some idiot called it Palmdale because they cant tell the difference between a palm tree and a joshua tree.

by Jim Shu September 11, 2003

Palak

n.
1. A brief, indefinite interval of time.
2. The time it takes to blink your eye.
3. A particular period of importance, influence, or significance in a series of events or developments.
4. A brief period of time that is characterized by a quality, such as excellence, suitability, or distinction.
5. Outstanding significance or value; importance.

In a Palak, I was in love.

by Cheryl Shea November 8, 2005

Palahniukian

Term used to describe an author's writing style. A style consisting of apocalyptic scenarios mixed with dry, sarcastic, and dark humor. Often consists of very controversial story telling.

Inspired by author Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, Choke, Lullaby, and Invisible Monsters to name a few. He is one of the premier authors using this signature style, hence the name.

The style of her novel has a dark, palahniukian vibe to it.

by Brooke A. C. August 18, 2009

Palm Sandwich

One jerks off into his hand (into the palm) and then runs his palm over someone's face getting the cum all over him or her. (Preferably her)

Oh man, I was so turned on by Andrea I jerked off and then gave her the palm sandwich.

by mrburns_sd October 12, 2008

Palatine

A town that's actually like those old greaser movies: it has a right side and wrong side of the tracks. The North side si where all the mexicans and poor white kids live, with a decent mix of middle class kids from the Winston Park area. They all go to Palatine High School. South of the tracks is where all the rich kids live, they've got big houses and daddy-bought-it-for-me Lexus's and Escalades and BMWs. They have thier share of middle class kids as well, and a few poor kids from downtown.
Palatine is notorious for having absolutly NOTHING to do within it's borders. There is one place to shoot pool, but that shit gets expensive fast. Other than hanging ot at the Jewel or 7-11 until you get kicked out, you need to leave Palatine to find a good time.
Alot of the kids are stoners, druggies, or alcoholics. The town's roads are full of ricers, spicmobiles, minivans, and rich fucks. The mayor tried to do some 'remodling' thing to the downtown to try and copy Arlington Heights, but now it just looks like a real ugly fat chick with a few spots of make-up on.
The only interesting things to ever happen here is the massacre in the Brown's Chicken 17 years ago, and we got Smashmouth to play our streetfest once.
The only way to really appreciate it's shittyness is to leave for a while, then come back.
Get out while you still can.

-"Hey, what do you want to do today?"
-"Nothing, i have no money and no gas in my car."
-"Oh. Palatine sucks."

by los loco gringo October 20, 2008