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Fresh paint

"just put up some fresh paint on the tables"
by Sybeny June 22, 2021
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painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.
I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach
by tcnt20 December 14, 2019
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The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013
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painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"
by Hippoguru September 16, 2016
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paint

an inhalant that will make you SUPER FUCKING HIGH
Person 1- Sniffs paint
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
by sastei05 June 8, 2018
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Paint Stirring

Only occurs on sunday when the giraffe preacher says holy thanks to spaghetti
Will you be attending the paint stirring later tonight?
by slim slammie da bammie September 3, 2017
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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