Mid-key

When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.

Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.

by Jesazian February 23, 2019

key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.

Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.

by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017

Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.

James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"

by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012

Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.

I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.

by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023

Kei

Supreme being. Amazing at almost anything. Extremely long shlong. Everybody wants to be friends with a Kei. Incredibly handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. Above everybody else.

Why is Kei so hot.

Kei is better than everybody else fr.

Timmy, Santiago look its Kei!!

by Tsuyuyuyu November 23, 2021

keyed

High on Cocaine

Keyed and ready to party

by King Chilie November 17, 2015